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Joke of the Day

"Q. What's the difference between a line dance instructor and a dentist? A. A dentist lets you sit down while he hurts you."

"i don't always watch soft core porn, but when i do i watch XX. stay horny my friends."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Tasmanian Barbie ...spins like a top!"

"The U.S. instituted a new law after a man dressed as Santa committed a felony. It was called the Santa Clause."

"I need jokes that people can enjoy over and over again."

"Bought a Muslim sex doll today It blows itself up."

"2 muffins sitting in the oven. First one says ""Damn it's hot in here"". Second one says ""Oh shit! A talking muffin""."

"How can you tell your roommate is of the gay? His dick tastes like shit"

"Why did the Ape jump off the building? He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!"

"Bruce Jenner Coffee! It's so mild that it can change a strong man into a gentle lady with only two sips, and about $100,000 in cosmetic surgery."