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Joke of the Day

"AVENGERS ASSEMBLE THOR - ""here"" HULK - ""here"" IRON MAN - ""here"" CAPT. AMERICA - ""here"" USELESS ARROW GUY - ... I SAID- HAWKEYE- I HEARD YOU"

"Did you know that if you put your finger on your nose there is a 99% chance... That your finger is gonna be on your nose... What were you expecting to find?"

"Black jokes and Mexican jokes are all the same If you know a Juan, you know Jemalle"

"""We run a tight ship"" barked the captain, his shoulders barely getting thru the doorway ""Real tight."" he turns sideways to fit down the hall"

"My daughter got her dress caught in the escalator and I had to keep walking so people wouldn't think she was with me."

"Rap is 75% Crap"

"A good pick up line to use on a pregnant woman is ""Got room for one more in there?"""

"If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic."

"Every time I think I've got the perfect family they escape."

"Why do scuba divers falls backwards off of the boat? Because if they fell forward, they'd still be in the boat."