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Joke of the Day

"I went to my new male Gynecologist and he said to spread my legs so that he could numb it down there. So he went down and went numnumnumnumnumnum"

"A guy walks into a bar with a gun and shouts ""Which one of you fuckers is reposting jokes on r/jokes?"" A voice from the back called out ""I don't think you have enough bullets m8."""

"How many kids with ADHD does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go play on our bikes."

"What is Justin Beiber's favourite Hozier song? Take me to Christian Bell."

"What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !"

"Celebrity divorce statements remind us of the names they gave their kids. ""We want to focus on raising our children, Shoe and Turbo Pickle."""

"Just finished a puzzle in only two weeks! I'm pretty proud of myself, because the box said 3-5 years."

"Apparently, the words ""I'd still hit it"" are words best kept to yourself at a funeral"

"Why doesn't Smokey the Bear have any children? Because every time his wife gets hot, he covers her with dirt and beats her with a shovel."

"""You're beautiful. No, you're beautiful! No, No, you're Beautiful. No No No. You're beautiful."" -Girls on Facebook Profile Pictures"