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Joke of the Day

"I went to my new male Gynecologist and he said to spread my legs so that he could numb it down there. So he went down and went numnumnumnumnumnum"

"A Man was Fishing in the Jungle After a while another angler came to join him. ""Have you had any bites?"" asked the second man. ""Yes, lots,"" replied the first one, ""but they were all mosquitoes."""

"Love yourself, just don't do it in public. There are laws against that type of behavior."

"I broke up with my wife We had to be put back together"

"What's special about twin fruit molesters? They always cum in pears."

"A Mexican Magician During his performance, he says: ""On the count of three, I will disappear! "" So he starts counting... UNO... DOS.... and then suddenly he disappears without a tres."

"Two cannibals are eating this guy.... One of them ask, ""So, you having fun?"". The other one says ""Yeah. I'm having a ball."""

"Mother: Does your teacher like you ? Son: Like me she loves me. Look at all those X's on my test paper !"

"""Bye, losers."" *puts on motorcycle helmet and sunglasses* *rides unicycle into an elevator* ""Can you push the button for the lobby please."""

"Why is it expensive to be a criminal? Because the police charge you."