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Joke of the Day

"a giraffe, a zebra, a hippo, and a mouse walk into a bar all of the animals hit their head on the bar except for the mouse which walked easily beneath it"

"How do you keep someone curious? I'll tell you on my next post"

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they are dead."

"So Jesus walks into a hotel... he puts three nails on the counter and says, ""Hey, can you put me up for the night?"""

"How did Hitler achieve 99 firemaking? He burned yews."

"I like my women like I like my coffee.... Ground up and in the freezer."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? You hand the bitch a shovel."

"I only date Patriots fans Because they don't care if I cheat"

"Husband sat in his room throwing darts.... at his wife's photo but not even a single one hit the target. From another room the wife asks the husband : ""What are you doing?"" . Husband: ""MISSING YOU""."

"Greek Tailor's Shop A Greek man walks into a Greek tailor shop holding a pair of jeans. The blind old tailor squints at him. ""Euripedes?"" The man nods and holds up the pants. ""Eumenedes?"""