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Joke of the Day
"Why did the top bun and bottom bun of the Big Mac get in a fight? There was bad beef between them"
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"What's the difference between a hippie chick and a pizza? I don't peel the crust off of a pizza before I eat it"
"Like every good global citizen I've reduced my power consumption by 50% by running all my power off the neighbours while they're on vacation"
"What's Gordon Ramsey's favorite movie? ITS FUCKING [removed]"
"Hey baby, there's an OverflowException in my pants, care to handle it for me?"
"why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink."
"""Dad, why did your generation find a fat guy singing in Korean & pretending to ride a horse entertaining?"" ""I don't know son, I don't know."""
"Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president... ...and 50 for Miss America?"
"Why is the nose in the middle of the face? Because it's the scenter."
"A man walks into a bar... ... he says ""ouch!"""