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Joke of the Day
"Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic..... ... and so am I."
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"BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable."
"How do sheep divide candy? They all get their fair shear"
"A Triceratops was recently found frozen in the ice... ... upon closer inspection it turned out to be a tricicle."
"What's worse than one dead baby nailed to ten trees? One live baby nailed to ten trees."
"What's the best defense against Britney Spears? Brooke Shields."
"What is the best method of separating juice? by concentration."
"I would bring my dog a nice jerky treat from Colorado, but he only eats local, sustainable cat turds."
"Use conditioner... Shampoo burns (;"
"If you were born in Poland and are now taking a piss in England, what are you? European"