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Joke of the Day
"What's Batman's least favourite album? A Night at the Opera."
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"(Possible trigger) I wanted to smoke a joint with some Mexicans today.. I asked if anybody had papers and they all ran."
"Who was the chicken's favorite composer? Bach!"
"A passion inside me burns. It's called chlamydia."
"I experimented a ton in college. I tried naps in the evening, naps in the morning, sometimes even 3 naps in a row."
"No matter what anyone said, I was never going to take the stand. It's 1000 pages, for Pete's sake!"
"If you want people to get mad at you, just say that your not going to care about you're mistakes."
"Which actor is resting in pieces? Alan RIPman"
"Adrian Veidt's wife walks into his bedroom and finds him with another woman. As she approaches him with angry tears, he says ""I did it 35 minutes ago."""
"What would you call an EDM producer on a flagpole? Datsik but not dat well."