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Joke of the Day

"What animal has more lives than a cat? A frog. It croaks every night."

"Living in Switzerland wouldn't be so bad. The flag is a plus."

"Christmas is always awkward in Steve Harvey's house None of the presents have the correct names."

"The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web."

"I used to be really into nostalgia... ...those were good times."

"QUESTIONS YOU CAN ANSWER BY PEEING ON THINGS: 1. Am I pregnant? 2. Does my boss have a very forgiving nature?"

"What is ISIL's favourite dessert? Terrormisu"

"Told my doctor I wanted him to check my prostate without lube He put both his hands on my shoulders and went to town"

"What is something that is always heard but never seen? A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat."

"Words can't hurt you ...unless they're ""Bet you can do that."""