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Joke of the Day

"I just watched Discovery's ""How It's Made"" and, honestly, I'm never eating another urinal cake again."

"The first step of any project is to grossly underestimate its complexity and difficulty."

"What's the motto of the Greek army? Never leave your buddy's behind."

"What do you call a wookie in concentration camp? Jewbacca"

"What do gays and melons have in common? cantaloupe..."

"How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !"

"Be more like Christ they said... Be more like Christ they said, so I became Jewish."

"Beer: It's not just for breakfast anymore."

"Boy: You've got a face like a million dollars. Girl: Have I really? Boy: Yes ? it's green and wrinkly."

"What's the difference between a statesman and a politician? A statesman is a dead politician. God knows we need more statesman."