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Joke of the Day
"Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek? Because nobody is looking for them."
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"A thief broke into my house last night... he started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him"
"What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - What did Kenny G say when he got off the elevator? - ""Man, this place ROCKS!"" (from Stephen King - The Cell)"
"A man walked into a hospital with 8 plastic horses in his rectum. They described his condition as ""stable"""
"I also do all my own stunts, but never intentionally."
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary, those who don't, those who think this joke is in base 3, and those who know this joke is in base 4."
"Why were Indians the first people in America? Because they had reservations."
"Sat opposite an Indian lady on the train today , she shut her eyes and stopped breathing. I thought she was dead , until I saw the red spot on her forehead and realised she was just on standby."
"Moses was computer savvy.. ..He had two tablets!"
"Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins? Because to them it's boring."