36611
Joke of the Day
"What does it's job ONLY after it has been fired? A bullet"
Next Joke
"Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door? Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy. Mrs Brown: Tell her to push off. """
"What do a walrus and tupperware have in common? They both like a tight seal"
"What if you found out that wheat bread is just a bunch of ants squished together that would be pretty spooky"
"What does a gay horse eat? Heeeeeyy."
"Parties: for those times you're just dying to clean up twice in twelve hours."
"How to respond when asked if you watched the Super Bowl. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Buddy ! Buddy who ? Buddyfingers !"
"Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire? Because they can only semi retire."
"Did you hear about the horror movie set in a campground? It was in tents."