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Joke of the Day

"Wearing your emotions on you sleeve(less shirt). the only emotion you wear with a sleeveless shirt is the one that let's people know you're a tough guy who makes a little less than $26,000 a year."

"Meet the parents"

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly ? Kick his sister in the jaw"

"My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels."

"My x had a Nikon breast implant She called it her photographic mammary."

"What was a telemarketer's worst nightmare! He could not connect with the callee."

"What do you call a cat that's guilty of infidelity? A cheetah"

"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex Honey I'm home"

"Hate freeloaders who join in the New Year's Eve countdown for the last 10 seconds. I've been doing this all year. Where were you back in May"

"What does the educated owl say? Whom"