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Joke of the Day

"What ever happened to Hitler's family? He Adolf Them..."

"A Jewish dilemma? Free ham"

"What makes an ISIS joke funny? The execution"

"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"

"A man in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds... Poor bastard.."

"Just found all my fan letters to Wolverine my wife ""promised"" she mailed stuffed behind the couch. I'm livid."

"Calm the fuck down, Nutrition Facts labels on bottled water."

"An 81-year-old woman in the U.K. went sky diving to help raise money for a local hospital. They didn't raise a lot of money, but they did get a new patient"

"What did one amorous flea say to the other? I love you aw-flea."

"Why are giraffes slow to apologize? It takes them a long time to swallow their pride"