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Joke of the Day

"That awkward moment when you go for a run and your boobs start to bounce up and down.......and you're a guy."

"Somewhere right now, a girl just uploaded a picture of a place she went to in the past with a caption that says ""take me back </3"""

"Why can't Polack women use vibrators? They chip their teeth."

"$1 joke from homeless man on Santa Monica pier- ""What did 1 butt cheek say to the other butt cheek"" "" Together We can stop this shit"""

"What game do tornadoes like to play? -Twister"

"When accused by a woman a man's first instinct is to deny. We're not lying, we're just buying time to remember what you're talking about..."

"i hate it when i eat a slice of bread and it grows into a bread tree in my stomach"

"I'm American, and I'm fed up of people saying that America is the stupidest country in the world. Personally, I think Europe is the stupidest country in the world"

"Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? On the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside."

"I was working at the orange juice factory But I got canned couldn't concentrate"