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Joke of the Day

"Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means? Father: It means 'to be happy'. Son: Are you gay? Father: No, son. I have a wife."

"Why are there so many Redditor archeologists? Because /r/jokes loves digging up the past."

"Have you heard a dad joke about dad jokes? I've never meeted an person who had."

"Yo mama's so stupid she can't pass a blood test."

"Shot my dog 's'mornin' Farmer: ""Shot my dog 's'mornin' Friend: ""Were he mad?"" Farmer: ""Twernt too pleased."""

"How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two but it's hard to get them in!"

"Why aren't there any ""old husband tales""? There are. They just get re-branded as ""logic"" and ""the truth""."

"Acid... The taste you can see!"

"What is a Japanese girl's favourite dessert Senpai"

"Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign? He caught her in a 4-way"