200714
Joke of the Day
"Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign? He caught her in a 4-way"
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"What is it called when you call your ex? Ex-communication"
"You say to-MAY-to and I also say to-MAY-to because nobody says to-MAH-to. Nobody."
"A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named Lenore Loved her job, but loved the beach more. She devised such a way to combine work and play: She sells C-shells by the seashore"
"I farted in the Apple store and everybody got pissed It's not my fault they don't have Windows..."
"The first rule of Thesaurus Club is you don't talk about, mention, speak of, discuss, or chat about Thesaurus Club."
"I hurt myself doing the Safety Dance."
"Son, I grew up in a golden age when the bookstore didn't have an entire section labeled ""Teen Paranormal Romance."""
"If you're having second thoughts, you're 2 ahead of most people."
"Me: We need some ham. Her: I just bought a pound of ham yesterday. Me: Are you going to judge me, or are you going to buy some ham?"