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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise? Unreliable, you racist prick."

"I don't understand how a cemetery can raise its funeral prices and blame it on the cost of living."

"""Easter?"" HERE ""Thanksgiving?"" HERE ""Christmas?"" PRESENT"

"What does a woman's asshole do when she has an orgasm? Usually I'm working."

"What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? If you weren't so fresh we wouldn't be in this jam."

"<a pigeon with a message lands on my arm> NEW ARM WHO DIS"

"jokes about unemployed people aren't funny They just don't work..."

"85% of baseball's appeal is good weather and alcohol."

"You HAVE to listen to this song, it's perfect. Okay, this opening is slow... The vocals aren't great here... Wow. This is trash, and I am trash."

"INTERVIEWER: Why do you want to work here? ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts."