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Joke of the Day
"End of the Week by Gladys Friday"
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"what did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? aye matey"
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? Wiped his ass..."
"[travels back in time] [accidentally kills Baby Charlie Chaplin]"
"No matter how kind you are, German children will always be kinder."
"""I V E M U R D E R E D S E V E N P E O P L E"" would be a fun eye chart for a doctor to have"
"Just saw a boneless KFC commercial followed by an ad for apple flavored beer. Anyone remember when adults didn't act like five year olds?"
"When a waitress asks if I'd like to hear about the specials, I politely explain that talking about retarded people ruins my appetite."
"What do you call a homeless Hitler? A roofless dictator."
"Me: *puts six steaks on the grill* Wife: Don't you think that's too much? It's just us and the kids. Me: Wait, you guys are eating, too?"