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Joke of the Day

"A clown tries to get insurance for his company, but the agent says Agent: Sorry, we don't do any funny business here."

"When I was 12 I got kidnapped. When my parents found out they snapped into action. They rented out my room."

"I like my women how I like my cars... Stuck in my garage once I'm done with them."

"FOUR RULES FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER: 1) get her home by 11 p.m. 2) so we can chill 3) i have mario party 4) be my friend"

"What's a pirate's least favorite letter? U. Because U keep reposting this joke."

"Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life"

"An American, a French, a German, a Mexican and a Canadian get in a plane The steward says ""What, is it a joke or something?"""

"What does caravans and women underwear have in common? Both are in the way if you are in a hurry"

"My art teacher told me to draw a Tardis I think im going to fail since I just drew police box."

"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef."