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Joke of the Day
"Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life"
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"Where did the Martian put his teacup? On his flying saucer."
"My dream is to become the first smart person to be interviewed by a newscaster live at a scene."
"Something only a guitarist can say I broke a g-string fingering A minor."
"I'm thinking about moving carreer into building kitchen worktops... but that seems counter productive"
"Fortune Cookie: You will go on a date with a beautiful woman. She could do so much better."
"Dry January is going really well. Even if everyone keeps saying that I need to shower."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !"
"""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""santa"" ""santa who?"" ""santander... We're repossessing your house because you haven't paid the mortgage""."
"What's the difference between pickled ginger and a pressure washer? One is a palate cleanser, the other is a pallet cleanser."