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Joke of the Day
"What kind of dog sniffs out new flowers ? A bud hound !"
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"Life is like a penis... simple, relaxed, hanging free, it's women who make it hard!"
"The local pizzeria promised us the best delivery service But they didn't deliver."
"What's Forrest Gump's favorite diner? Dennays"
"Why did the broken straw go to rehab? It had a serious drinking problem."
"How is the Battle for Hogwarts like a Black Friday sale? Weasley twins are 50% off"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 got rid of the headphone jack."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beppe ! Beppe who ? Beppe Le Pew !"
"What did the carnivore say to the vegan? ""That's a missed-steak"""
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off the bridge? Tequila"