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Joke of the Day
"Life is like a box of chocolates... Most of it sucks."
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"If something rolls off of my plate... I eat it first, as punishment for trying to run away."
"What happens when you mix Jared from Subway and Bill Cosby? I don't know; It was too long ago, and I can't remember."
"How many musos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? It's a pretty obscure number. You probably haven't heard of it."
"How to make a woman crazy in two steps: 1. Take a picture of her 2. Don't show her the picture"
"What do natural gas and sadists have in common? They're both propane."
"What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend? He flushed."
"How can you tell if a shark has dandruff? He left his head and shoulders on the beach."
"This year I'll avoid all the trouble of taking down my Christmas lights... I'll just turn my house into an Italian restaurant."
"What do you call a Winston using his Jetpack?? A Boosted Animal"