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Joke of the Day
"What did the Japanese stoner say? Toke yo"
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"Thinking about your eyeballs under your eyelids and wet pulsing organs under your skin is a terrible way to try to fall asleep."
"What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? A spaghetto"
"Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard"
"me: *tries to befriend another human being* another human being: oh, no thank you"
"Last night, my girlfriend made me really happy and really sad at the same time. She told me, ""You have the biggest dick out of all of your friends."""
"Having the option to erase and re-record after having to leave a voicemail is one of my favorite things about life."
"Which fairy tale character would be most likely to be shot by the police? An un-armed gingerbread man"
"Why did the biscuit cry? His mum had been a wafer too long."
"A guy was admitted to my local hospital yesterday where they found 6 plastic horses stuck in his ass. The Doctor came out and described his status as Stable........"