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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between the IRS and a baby? It takes a lot more than a hammer to make the IRS shut up."

"I thought I was watching 50 shades of Grey But I realised it was just a porno. I could tell the difference because they were having consensual sex."

"A CRAZY PERSON IN THE WOODS Q: How does a crazy person travel through the woods? A: They take the psychopath."

"when I was little, I drugged the milk to catch Santa. Next morning I found my dad passed out on the stairs. Well played Santa.."

"Did you know that Rick Astley will give you any movie from his collection Except one, he is Never Gonna Give You UP"

"Who's the fax machine player in Skrillex?"

"A gay vegan atheist walked into a bar.. I knew he was because he told everyone in five seconds."

"[Dirty] Did you know pigeons die after they have sex? At least, the one I fucked did."

"SCIENCE: If you have another person posing with you in your twitter avatar, 100% of the time you're the uglier one."

"A woman caught her husband on the weight scale, sucking in his stomach. ""That won't help you, Joe, you know?"" ""Oh it helps a lot,"" says the man, ""it's the only way I can see the numbers!"""