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Joke of the Day

"Did you see saw? I saw Saw. You see Saw II? I saw Saw II too. Going to see Saw IV? I didn't see Saw III, what am I going to see Saw IV for?"

"slight variation on an arguable classic: How do mermaids reproduce? Binary fish-ion."

"How do you know if an Asian is depressed? All around them are familiar faces, worn out places, worn out faces."

"what gets uglier the more you watch it? yo momma stripping"

"I met a farmer today Hes not well known, but hes out standing in his field."

"You know what's a big ripoff? Velcro"

"when you drink too much, you may get whiskey dick. a less well known concern is when you use painkillers, however, and you get poppy-cock"

"[Mad scientist lamenting] ""All that work, trying to create a perfect palindrome ..wasted! DAMMIT I'M MAD !"" (Pauses) ""Hey...wait"

"Why did Yellow divorce Red? Because Red Blue Green"

"I hate double standards. If a woman has sex with loads of men she's a slut. but when i do it that makes me gay?"