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Joke of the Day
"What do horny terrorists in airplanes do? High jack."
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"Dave was hard at work It was really quite awkward for his female coworkers."
"The part of my boyfriend is now being played by what appears to be a memory of a time he said brb"
"What`s the difference between chinese people and racism? Racism has many faces"
"A Man Comes into a Bar So a man comes into a bar... or wait no a horse. a man comes into a horse"
"What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD? A trip without kids."
"I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to do a rape-sex fantasy. She said, ""No!"" I replied, ""That's the spirit."""
"What do you call two gay black guys? An Oreo cookie."
"Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg? Because he always uses a razor."
"I hate watching termites. They're boring."