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Joke of the Day
"I wouldn't say Christmas gnomes are small. But they used to be lumberjacks on a mushroom farm!"
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"Took and Ambien and a Viagra at the same time again. Im finding it hard to sleep."
"How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it."
"What did ""O"" said to ""Q""? ""Dude, your *thing* is hanging out"""
"Who is an archaeologist? One whose career is in ruins."
"If Apple made a car... Would it have windows?"
"What's black, covered in teeth marks and no longer in use? Philip Seymour Hoffman's belt."
"A transgender person has a child Now he's transparent."
"If our next President is Donald Trump.. He will put the P.O.S in P.O.T.U.S"
"So I asked my friend with synesthesia the time... He said half past purple"