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Joke of the Day

"I accidentally went grocery shopping on an empty stomach and now I'm the proud owner of aisle 4."

"No one laughed at my geography joke I guess you had to be there."

"well, 75% of you passed math and will not have to come to summer school [from the back] ""what about the other 65% of us?"""

"It's funny how dogs can lick their own balls... it's so hard for me to do that, they start barking at me before i get anywhere near them."

"Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation. Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven't fed my tamagotchi in 17 years."

"It's colder than..."

"What's the difference between the mailman and the priest? The mailman doesn't come on Sunday."

"DJ Khaled is at a bar... *He has already had 10 shots* The bartender asks him if he's done or not... DJ Khaled says,""Nope I'll have Another One."""

"Whenever I try to make a pun-joke, nobody seems to get it.. I guess I'm bad at delivering the PUNchline.."

"want to hear a joke about sodium hypobromite? NaBrO"