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Joke of the Day

"School day Son: I can't go to school today. Father: Why not? Son: I don't feel well Father: Where don't you feel well? Son: In school!"

"What's the difference between a women's track team and a tribe of pygmys? One is a cunning bunch of runts..."

"Did you hear about the new Chinese rap duo? 2 Changz"

"Where do girls have the curliest hair? Africa."

"I avoid all spoilers for the new Star Wars movie. I won't watch the trailers and... I refuse to watch the movie itself as to stay spoiler free for the rest of my life."

"The three reasons for liking a status: 1) I agree with you. 2) I realize this is about me, of course I'm gonna like it. 3) I like you."

"A Weed Whacker is not as sexy as it sounds"

"Why was the Redditors jokes so unoriginal? Because he Reddit off the internet."

"If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would you Instagram it?"

"Game of Thrones is why I have trust issues."