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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer? Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail."

"If they grew up in the same house and shared a pet, siblings have the same porn name and I think that's just SICK."

"All right, Mr. Bank Guy. My business plan is forcing my pregnant dog to drink beer so its puppies are deformed and I can make money off them"

"My girlfriend had a sexual fantasy to roleplay as a 14 year old in bed. I think it's pretty gross. Besides, she'll be 14 in 2 years anyway."

"I'm a cop and I got caught choking the chicken in public I was revoked of my badge and sentenced to three years jail time. The chicken filed a civil rights suit and received 3 million in reparations"

"How would Saitama defeat all S class heroes? Consecutive normal punches"

"Real Estate Agent: Do you want to look at the model homes? Me: I'm flattered you think I'm a model but I'll just look at the regular homes"

"Why did the bodybuilder go to the vet? Because his pythons were sick"

"How many hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Hippies only screw in tents."

"Where were the first French fries made? ...in grease"