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Joke of the Day
"I think I've finally crossed the line. ~~Line.~~"
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"Did you hear what happened at the indian restaurant yesterday? Apparently it was a Naan event."
"It's all fun and games until your iPhone is at 10% power."
"I love eating German sausage.... but it always gives me the wurst farts. HA HA HAHA Ha....ha....^ha ^ha^ha......^i'llshowmyselfout"
"Why did they fire Victoria? Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?"
"How do you overcome tyrannical pancakes? U syrup 'em"
"Some people have 32 teeth, others have 10. It's simple meth."
"I didn't find the food in Budapest very filling, so I left Hungary."
"It's 27 outside. Oh great, even the weather is younger and cooler than me now."
"what do you call the space between kim kardashian's breasts? silicon valley"