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Joke of the Day
"How do you impregnate a nun? You fuck her."
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"What's a pilots favourite artist? David Boeing."
"My friend told me he found a Gaylord Perry rookie card in his attic. Incredible. I had no fucking clue they made trading cards for the cast of Friends."
"Death changes a man My entire life my father voted straight Republican, since his death he has been voting straight Democrat."
"The lonelier you are the more likely you are to incorrectly believe your cell phone just vibrated."
"Whats the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Anyone can roast beef."
"What did a constipated Watson tell Sherlock? No shit, Sherlock."
"Did you hear about the transvestite? He liked to eat, drink, and be Mary."
"I don't have multiple personality disorder and neither do I."
"FOUR RULES FOR DATING MY TEENAGE DAUGHTER: 1) get her home by 11 p.m. 2) so we can chill 3) i have mario party 4) be my friend"