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Joke of the Day
"You wanna hear the best joke of the year? Your belt size."
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"What we've learned from this skittles incident is that we should all stop eating refugees."
"Found my first grey pubic hair last night. Just a shame it was in a kebab."
"How long is a Chinese name."
"I'm going out of this world the way I came in it... Inside a drunk college drop out covered in the blood of an unborn twin."
"A mechanical engineer asks to his crush... Do have a manhole I could enter?"
"My girlfriend and I broke up because of a difference in religious beliefs. She didn't believe I was God."
"What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing? ""Stop being so elfish, Karen!"""
"What do toilet paper and the Starship Enterprise have in common? They both circle Uranus looking for Klingons."
"Why did Jesus go to the gym? To make sure his cross fit."