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Joke of the Day

"How many drums does it take to make a good ska band? Nobody knows."

"Godzilla, Mothra, and Battra all walk into a bar... The building owner must now pay $100,000 due to property damage."

"I was asked if I wanted to volunteer at the U2 concert... ...I said I don't like to do Pro Bono work."

"you're lucky I can teach you how to shave my dad wasnt around to teach me. now watch *presses razor against face and moves head up and down*"

"What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"

"Why can't an orphan play baseball? Because he can't run home"

"You guys remember back before Google when we would just sit around and wonder about shit ....?"

"Joe sent me to John this morning... Boy was that meeting complete shit!"

"If eating fish is so good for your brain, how come sharks always score so poorly on the SAT?"

"What do you call a constipated Benedict Cumberbatch? No Shit Sherlock"