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Joke of the Day

"A man and a boy are walking through a dark forest... The boy turns to the man and says ""Its dark, I'm scared."" The man replies with ""You're scared? I have to walk back through here on my own!"""

"Jared Fogle ""the subway guy"" was upset to be sentenced to 15 and 1/2 years in Prison today... Funny because 15 1/2 years used to sound pretty good to him."

"According to scientists drinking one can of four loko is like drinking 4 beers, 2 red bulls, a small taco, a ghost and a park bench."

"What do you call a bunch of wealthy muslims? Ballah ballah ballah ballah ballah"

"They tried it standing up, sitting down and bent over the kitchen table but it was no good - they just couldn't get a decent wi-fi signal."

"What do you call a hooker that was shot by a sniper? 360 hoscope"

"What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean? I have never paid $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face."

"I'm a racist person and my mouth says racist things but my penis is a humanitarian. - Dave Chapelle."

"confession: when my barber spins me around and hands me a mirror to check the back I just fake it. Who is even that coordinated?"

"What do you call fake pasta? An impasta"