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Joke of the Day
"The worst part about spring... Getting sued by the Fine Brothers for having an allergic reaction."
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"What is 1x times D xD"
"Kanye and Kim name their first child North West... ....in hopes that it will one day be the lead singer for One Direction"
"Seize the day! *Sees the day, goes back to bed*"
"Whoever stole my dildo can go fuck themselves."
"dont judge a book by its cover. dont judge a book at all. read a book. write a book. dont judge a book unless that book has murdered someone"
"This whole time I thought 50 Shades of Grey was a coloring book for dogs"
"Oh for goodness sake, if abortion was really the same as murdering babies nobody would favour it. Isn't it OBVIOUS you're missing the point?"
"I can't get out of bed, my Fitbit is charging and my steps won't count"
"Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? -Rob DenBleyker"