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Joke of the Day

"What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings"

"Talking to my friend who started watching a new anime makes me feel like a German on D-Day The ships just keep coming."

"On a poster in my math class ""4 out of 3 people have trouble with fractions"" The sad thing is my first thought was ""Oh good, I'm not alone!"""

"How do you say ""whoops"" in German? World War 2"

"Why did reddit's admins go back to school? because they can't spell ""read it""."

"They say curiosity killed the cat, but what I want to know is how the cat got to Mars in the first place"

"Girlfriend: Im not the best cook, is that cool? Me: Yeah, I love shitty food."

"What is the British equivalent of wham-bam-thank-you-ma'am? ""Honey!"" [Nut] ""Cheerio!"""

"google logo keeps changing its appearance because it killed a man in Tampa in 1999 and has to stay ahead of the law"

"Ever hear about the Jesus Bomb? Red bull and merlot"