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Joke of the Day
"I'd like to thank my neighbors Who have always been by my side"
Next Joke
"My wife's so square in bed she has cubic hair"
"11's thoughts on tonight's dinner: ""Well, it didn't make me gag, so I ate it."" The rewards of motherhood are truly breathtaking."
"An insolent teenager stomps off to her room... Teenager: ""And another thing - JIM MORRISON SUCKS!"" Dad: ""Hey! There'll be no slamming of the Doors in this house!"""
"*Girl opens Xmas present* ""Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?"" ""Wait but that means-"" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*"
"I'd like to thank my student loans I don't think i can ever repay them for getting me through college"
"Stranger: nice to meet you Me: give it time"
"Shark Who Attacked Surfer: ""I Was Just Trying To Impress My Girlfriend"""
"What did the porn actress say when she opened the door? Make sure to come upstairs."
"So I called the suicide hotline earlier... I was answered with, ""Thank you for calling Mr. Archipelago0. We will be processing your request shortly."""