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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a white duck? A Quacker. Just made that up and I will openly admit to being proud of myself."

"So my dad gathered all of us kids together and said ""Now I'm only going to say this once!"" .... then turned and walked away."

"Two high dudes meet... ""What's your name?"" ""Jack without a V."" ""There's no V in Jack."" ""That's what I just said."""

"What gives you uncontrollable gas? Nazis"

"funny clean jokes I need some funny clean jokes for my speech class... Anyone have any? They have to be clean"

"When you are getting Old.... You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."

"The Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar. It was tense."

"So there's this humor contest... and a guy enters ten puns hoping to win with at least one. Unfortunately no pun in ten did."

"When is a mass shooting not a mass shooting? When it involves energy, because energy had no mass."

"You know why when you look up and see birds flying in a V pattern, one side seems longer than the other? More birds on that side."