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Joke of the Day

"We've been over this. I DO NOT WANT A PDF OF YOUR MENU."

"How many Hindus does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they will keep worshipping in dark."

"What do you get when you combine a pun and a rhetorical question?"

"A Little Jewish Humor Q: How much does a moil get paid? A: Fifty dollars and a tip."

"I'm pretty bad at apologising.. So I just say... ""unfuck you""."

"Why did the pig stop sunbathing? He was bacon in the heat."

"Why did the Blonde go to a Phone Repairman to get her anus bleached? Because she needed help changing her ring tone."

"[In a cucumber submarine] 1st mate: *inspecting leak* we're taking on saltwater captain Cptn: hm yes looks like we're in quite the pickle"

"What's the difference between a 5 year old kid and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window."

"Guess what Gordon Ramsay said about my mixtape... ""ITS RAAAAWWWWWWW!!!!!!"""