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Joke of the Day

"I have my entire Valentine's day planned with my toaster! Okay, so first, we're going to take a bath."

"Are you a solution of bismuth technetium hydride with a pH of 14? Because you're one basic BiTcH"

"Roses are red Violets are blue if DNA test proves you're my sister I'll stop sleeping with you."

"I drink black coffee Because I'm not racist."

"What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces? Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them."

"All the refugees at the Olympics are competing in Track & Field. I guess the ones that weren't good at running didn't make it."

"Why did Sodium Chloride get arrested? Assault."

"Did you hear about the guy who was sent to prison for poor grammar? His cellmate put his semi in his colon."

"Your mama is so dirty Her crabs have dirt bike races."

"Why are ugly guys better with computers then women? Turning off a computer often fixes the problem."