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Joke of the Day

"I have my entire Valentine's day planned with my toaster! Okay, so first, we're going to take a bath."

"You know what they say about having big hands and big feet 2 out of 3 is not bad"

"I was at a restaurant when I noticed my waitress had a black eye... So I ordered really slowly, because she obviously doesn't listen well."

"I just figured about why dogs are so bad at math Because when we answer a question we have to pause, but when they answer a question they have four paws."

"Virginity is curable."

"A suicide bomber walks into a bar But he doesn't blow up, because it's an Allahu snack bar."

"What did Abe Lincoln say when he was arrested? I'm-in-a-cent!"

"My girlfriend and I met at our office outside the bathroom... Now we tell others we met on PeeHarmony."

"Why do college students already get up at 7? Because the supermarket closes at 7:30"

"Hey guys, wanna hear a joke? Reddit servers."