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Joke of the Day

"What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!"

"There are actually only two stages of parenthood: having children, and having children who can reach things on countertops."

"Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull. 'Is that bull safe?' someone asked the farmer. 'Safer than you are!' was his answer."

"To the man who just got naked in public I admire your balls"

"Daughter: why does that guy with the whistle keep interrupting the football game? Me: because mommy isn't there to do it."

"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Dunno, but i do know its not Michael Brown"""

"*conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut."

"Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ? Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !"

"News: Ireland has now legalized ecstasy, meth, and mushrooms due to an unexpected legal loophole. In other news: I have a plane to catch."

"Last night I overheard a punchline, but didn't hear the preceding joke. The punchline is inside, you tell me the joke. Bruce Jenner's cat"