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Joke of the Day
"What did the Gorilla do when he saw the sign 'Clean Washroom'? He cleaned it!"
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"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WatAHHH!!"
"Went to the hardware store today... I picked up a can of insecticide and asked the guy behind the counter if this was good for ants. Old man says ""nope, it'll kill em"""
"At the pharmacist A guy goes to a pharmacist and asks for a dozen condoms. The druggist asked "" Would you like a paper bag?"" The guy shakes his head and says ""Nah, she ain't that ugly."""
"Why does a man only get half-hour lunch-breaks? So his boss doesn't have to retrain him."
"What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is when you use a feather. Kinky is when you use a whole chicken."
"*uses Mr. Clean magic eraser to wipe off your drawn on eyebrows*"
"tried to drown my sorrows, but after three days, mother-in-law floated back to the shore."
"Damn girl are you a humpback whale? Because you're very deep."
"If you can tell from my eye contact at the grocery store that I'm inviting you to race shopping carts, you're my kinda people."