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Joke of the Day
"What did God say after she made Eve? ""Practice makes perfect."""
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"I Like My Coffee How I Like My Women Tied up in a burlap sack and dragged through the Andes by a donkey."
"What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer goes *thwack* fuck... A skydiver goes FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- *THWACK*"
"Witty Vachan on Twitter, This is hilarious https://twitter.com/WittyVachan/status/636626830607282176"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster shucker, and a prostitute with diarrhea? One shucks between fits"
"What did the waiter say to the customer complaining about a dirty bowl? This is unacceptable."
"Why did the blonde quit using the pill? Because it kept falling out."
"When brains do it it the butt do they call it ...brainal?"
"Officer- I'm giving you a ticket for your speed Me- That's heroin Officer-... Me- Want some? Officer-... Me- Oooh, shiny handcuffs"
"Who is Bob Dylan's favourite soccer player? Harry Kane."