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Joke of the Day
"What did God say after she made Eve? ""Practice makes perfect."""
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"What is your favorite biology joke?"
"Heard about the baby seal who walked into a club? ba doom doom cha!"
"My gynecologist recognized me at the grocery store, so I guess I need to start wearing longer skirts."
"What's the difference between jam and jelly? I can't jelly my dick down your throat."
"Hey little kid in your adorable pink jacket: I'm no kidnapper, but if I was, you would be the one."
"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."
"If Donald Trump was a communist, instead of saying ""Grab her by the pussy"" he would have said ""Seize the means of reproduction."""
"How much do flying broomsticks cost at Hogwarts? Quid each."