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Joke of the Day

"I don't need to lie. But, sometimes, I like to give the truth an extreme makeover."

"Breakup My girlfriend told me she was breaking up with me over the phone yesterday, I don't know why I could hear her just fine on my side."

"I'm in a band called called Dyslexia We've just released our greatest shit album"

"So this baby seal walks into a club ..."

"I asked my North Korean friend how it was there, he said he couldn't complain."

"What's the difference between Andrew Dice Clay and a nintendo cartridge? The nintendo cartridge has steadily gotten more blowjobs since the 80s."

"if a blonde and a Asian girl would jump off a bridge who would land first? The Asian girl because the blonde would stop and ask for directions."

"My neighbors son asked me to explain women to him. So I bought him an Xbox game for his PlayStation."

"Pope Francis will bring a rabbi and a Muslim leader with him when he travels to the Holy Land this week. Or as bartenders put it, ""We've been expecting you."""

"I used to work in a haunted pub... There was spirits everywhere."