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Joke of the Day
"Did you know 94% of Fords are still on the road? The other 6% made it home."
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"I kept getting asked to stop singing ""What is Love?"". My response to this is always the same... ""I would stop if I Haddaway"""
"My wife left me because ""I am addicted to video games"".. I was so sad I could hardly console myself"
"I would love to insult you... but that would be beyond the level of your intelligence."
"[3rd date] Kate: You wanna come back to mine for coffee? Ian: Sure! Kate: Have you got any condoms? Ian: Do you not know how to make coffee?"
"A question that answers itself What is curiosity?"
"[*Wakes up on sofa] ""Did I...DID I HAVE A FIGHT WITH BATMAN?"" Wife [from bedroom]: ""YOU. PUNCHED. A. NUN."""
"Why are black people so fast? Because all the slow ones are in prison"
"A chemist discovered a revolutionary new compound of technetium, sulfur, helium, and bismuth. It got him tons of BiTcHeS."
"How do scientists freshen their breaths? Ex*spearmints*"