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Joke of the Day

"My angry wife said: ""I hope you spend an eternity in hell !"".... I said, ""Why wait? I'll take you clothes shopping right now""."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?!?"

"Sometimes I think I should introduce myself to my neighbors just so they don't describe me to the police as ""Quiet and keeps to herself."""

"PMS jokes are not funny period."

"What's the difference between Vietnam and Iraq? George Bush had a plan for getting out of Vietnam."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years... I'm going to hell."

"I asked my mom where she went to get groceries and if she would tell me if anyone died in game of thrones. She said... Jons, no"

"3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?"

"Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar The bartender asked, ""why the long face?"""

"Why can't Shia Joe travel in eastern Pennsylvania? Because it's always Sunni in Philadelphia."