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Joke of the Day

"3 - DAD! HEY DAD! Me: Don't yell from the door son! Walk here and talk to me 3 - *walks over* 3 - I stepped in dog poop, what should I do?"

"After he loses, everyone who supported Trump should have to spend a year on an island where he gets to make all the decisions."

"<--------- This guy can't think of anything to tweet so he's gone & done a cute little arrow & pointed it at his Avi with a funny comment."

"If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The Swallow"

"What do you call the beautiful women in Australia... Tourists."

"What's the best part of dating 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!"

"Convincing my dog I really threw the ball is the closest I'll ever get to being a magician"

"I like my women like I like my calzones Somewhat crusty on the outer part and really gooey and cheesy on the inner part."

"Soviet Monopoly ""Go to gulag! Go directly to gulag! Do not pass go, do not collect food stamps and vodkac"

"My wife urged me to be more experimental in the bedroom, but I guess she wasn't expecting I'd be dissecting so many white mice."