61908
Joke of the Day
"Where does a redditor's slutty girlfriend hide her other boyfriend? Idaho."
Next Joke
"What does a horny toad say? Rubbit"
"[commercial for tupperware] Are you done with that food, but would rather throw it away in 3 weeks rather than right now? - Tupperware"
"what do you call a gay dinosaur? a megasoreass"
"Knock Knock ""Who's there?"" ""Walter White."" Of course."
"Why can't you cross the Mexican border in groups of three? There's no tres-passing!"
"heard this on Storage Wars A Chinese couple own a restaurant, they're in the bedroom and the husband asks if they can 69 and the wife says why you want beef and broccoli now?"
"What did the penis say to the condom? Cover me, i'm going in."
"If I had a dollar every time my phone's battery dies, I"
"What's the difference between a seagull and a baby? The seagull flits along the shore, the baby shits along the floor."