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Joke of the Day
"I got dressed... I'm a changed man now."
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"Anyone who says the bee movie is racist is wrong... I think they mention black and yellow about a trillion fucking times."
"What's the difference between cancer and black men Cancer got Jobs."
"Yesterday one of my patients told me about the time he sat on his testicles... It was nuts."
"What's a room full of saurkraut? Over-krauted."
"Why can't the French cook two eggs? Because one egg is *un oeuf*"
"What's the best score you can get on a test? ""Not Pregnant"""
"Who did the ghost invite to his party? Anyone he could dig up."
"The Laser Weapon by Ray Gunn"
"Three old women are sitting on a porch. The first one says ""Oy."" The second one says ""Oy vey."" The third one says ""I thought we weren't going to talk about the children."""