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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cut an avocado into 6.02 * 10^23 pieces? Guacamole."
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"What is a wok? Something you throw at wabbits when you haven't got your wifle."
"Why did no one ever consider Tony Stark (the Iron Man) a protagonist? Because he was always cited as the Anthony hero."
"Happy International Women's Day Or its better known name, Just Another Made Up Holiday No One Gives A Fuck About Day. or my favorite, Tuesday."
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"Why couldn't Bill Gates get any girls? His hardware was Microsoft"
"Why does everyone find the absolute value of zero so funny? l0l"
"What time of day is the saddest? The mourning"
"I'm planning on having a three-some with a chicken and an egg tonight I'll let you know."
"Why is Islam in Iran so bad? Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite"